The new Apple iPhone is quaint, but it isn't quite there yet.
I'm saving my money for when a truly useful piece of electronics hits the market, and iPhone isn't it.
As a 21st century guy on the go, my needs far outweigh any piece of electronics yet in existence.
I want to be able to shove a Blu-ray disc up my ass (iButt) and have it play on the inside of my eyelids (ultimately called "Cap'n", but for now iEye). I want to be able to plug the optional speakers into my voice box (iCords) so I can enjoy the movie in surround sound. I want to download forty gigs worth of music and store it in my veins (iB-negative). I want the entire system wired to my occipital lobe (iBrain).
I want to bleed Pearl Jam and urinate Paris Hilton (iPeedaily). I want my cell phone implanted inside my skull (space not an issue). I want the speaker wired to my eardrums (iHearyounow) and my voice transmitted telepathically (iBabble).
I want to get drunk on Netflix and chew my entertainment news like a Flintstone vitamin. I'm a multimedia nympho and need it all the time.
But I can't.
So for now, I wait it out. An incomplete person living an unfulfilled life until they introduce my iAm.
Therefore iThink.
