In case you're one of the fortunate few who've missed it, Burger King is sullying the airwaves with an ad campaign where a Big Mac/Whopper taste test is done by people who've never eaten either, let alone a BK Smokehouse Cheddar Griller, Eggwich w/ Canadian Bacon, Egg & Cheese or King French Fries.
In the ads, Thai Hmong tribesmen, Transylvanian farmers and Greenland Inuits allegedly choose the Whopper over the Big Mac. They never tell us how close the margin of victory is, but Hooray BK!
I haven't been this proud of western civilization since we first introduced bourbon to Native Americans. Screw those whopper virgins. Who needs to live to 110 anyway? We need to bring their primitive vascular systems into the 21st century. Drape their bones in Hugo Boss, slap a blackberry in their hands and by all means, fill their wide-open veins with flame-broiled McGoo. If only Typhoid Mary was avalable as BK spokesperson.
I guess anything beats those creepy skulking-King commercials.
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