Why does Neil Clark Warren hate me so?

I've taken the e-harmony profile exam FOUR times, only to be greeted with a message at the end saying something along the lines of,

"Sorry, we can't help you."

After the first time, I thought, okay, my answers may've been a little too brutally honest, let me give them the answers they want to hear now.
Sorry, we can't help you.

I let a year or so pass and took the profile questions again.
Sorry, we can't help you.

Once again, I reanswered the questions with those answers I thought they wanted to hear.
Sorry, we can't help you.

Years pass when I finally get over Neil's rejection and decide to write a little blog about it. For authenticity, I wanted to accurately word the little rejection letter at the end, so I took the test one final time knowing the rejection was merely a matter of course… and the sonofabitch lets me in!

So I reiterate – why does Neil Clark Warren hate me so?

And not fer nuthin', but has anyone ever seen these two in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so.